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    You gotta lean into it! Array InvisibleSoul's Avatar
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    Warning Labels

    First time I've seen these, so don't know if others have seen already...


    On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

    On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase nesessary. Details inside.

    On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

    On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessertprinted on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

    On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

    On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.

    On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

    On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

    On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

    On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

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    Entertainment Poster Guy Array rearwheelrider's Avatar
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    Blitz Wing

    If those are actual warning labels, chances are somebody stupid enough has tried it or couldn't understand it when it didn't have a label.

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    Moderator Array CG's Avatar
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    heh, i doubt those are real labels...
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    born to ride.. Array 2fast2furious's Avatar
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    Re: Warning Labels

    Originally posted by InvisibleSoul

    On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

    that's hilarious.........

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