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    Wanna Lap dance? Array Vesna's Avatar
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    Funny Joke

    An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
    The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

    Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:

    "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.
    If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a
    Beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
    If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?
    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll fuck her again!"

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    You gotta lean into it! Array InvisibleSoul's Avatar
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    Heard it before, but a good one.

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    Ion Supply Array Hardsoul's Avatar
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    too good to be true....

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    Entertainment Poster Guy Array rearwheelrider's Avatar
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    if only ,eh?

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    Moderator Array CG's Avatar
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    hahahaha good ole pops hahaha
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