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    Robin Williams New Plan for the USA

    Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the
    perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN
    Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
    not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

    1. The US will apologize to the world for our
    "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You
    know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and
    the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
    "interfere" again.

    2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the
    world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the
    Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
    station troops at our borders. No one sneaking
    through holes in the fence.

    3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
    affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free
    trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
    gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
    who or where they are. France would welcome them.

    4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
    and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit.
    No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in.
    If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
    don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to
    anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11

    5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are
    the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a
    "D" and it's back home baby.

    6. The US will make a strong effort to become
    self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
    developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
    require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
    wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a

    7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
    countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
    like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere
    else to sell their production. (About a week of the
    wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8. If there is a famine or other natural
    catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere."
    They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
    cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we
    give them is stolen or given to the army. The people
    who need it most get very little, if anything.

    9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
    some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
    friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
    homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty
    school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans"
    any longer.

    Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. "The Statue of
    Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
    tired, your huddled masses. She's got a baseball bat
    and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"

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    what a misguided view of the world.

    1. yes, the USA saved everybody. gimme a break.
    2. correct, nobody wants the US on their soil.
    3. kick out the aliens, and who will do all the work? i bet you 10 or 20% of the workforce in california is illegal.
    4. asylum isnt just for terrorists. lots of ppl escape wartorn situations like vietnam, yugoslavia, etc.
    5. americans like to drop out early. no wonder they cant fathom a 21 year old student.
    6. whatever
    7. american oil execs are running afghanistan right now. why are the prices still high?
    8. mostly true, but sometimes, they have to help ppl since they caused all the destruction like the bombings in yugoslavia.
    9. sounds good.
    10. there arent enough beauty and charm schools in the world....

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    lol sounds like a good plan
    for #1, he should've also include vietnam, korea and possibly Iraq.

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    I wonder whether france would take back the statue of liberty and the actual liberation of the states that they were instrumental in, given current attitudes.
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    Is Robin Williams running in California too?
    I think the The American entertainment Industry has surpassed the Military industrial complex. All those little twerps in the 3'd world might be throwing rocks at US troops but the'll kill to get shoes the same as some basketball player wears. They hate the "world policeman" but they still see all the Terminator and Rambo movies. It's a really big net that their getting caught up in.
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    I'd vote for the guy

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    typical Canadian views, could you all at least pretend not to be on the same american hating wagon?

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    Yes please! Oh! That wasn't a question?
    That makes more sense then all the bullshit that's being offered by politicians. That's what's needed, everywhere, a simple, drastic plan.

    For the record, I am tired of all the anti American sentiment in Canada. In most cases, it's nothing but fear and/or jealousy.

    America is a great country, that has done great things for the world, dispite the small percentage of bad calls...
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    FloMan for once I agree with you very strongly

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    Re: Robin Williams New Plan for the USA

    Originally posted by `bertR1`

    5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are
    the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a
    "D" and it's back home baby.

    So then they'll send children instead...

    The US has done al lot for the world, but people don't see that. Being dicks about it isn't gonna help though. Thats the first time I've heard of Robyn Williams suriously say something that completely not funny. I'm not against everybody in the states, but you have to admit, Bush is an ass. Iraq should've been about taking out sadam, not looking for weapons. Some TV special comming up "Were the american people lied to??" Of coarse they were lied to. The still did the right thing.

    People expect the US to never make a mistakes, and with the amount of power they have, they really shouldn't dick people around like they do when the fuck up
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    Re: Re: Robin Williams New Plan for the USA

    Originally posted by Boarder_@_heart
    Thats the first time I've heard of Robyn Williams suriously say something that completely not funny.
    I highly doubt this can be attributed to Robin Williams, the actor and comedian.

    I would be interested in knowing the source.

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    That's a knee jerk reaction. The US has done a lot of amazing things and like it or not, it is THE remaining super power, but to gloss over problems that even the most patriotic Americans wrestle with is ignorant. They have some serious problems inside and outside, and their federal government is too big to change, or admit its mistakes.

    I'll agree that there is a huge segment of Canadians who are so weak in their culture that the only way they can identify themselves is to sneer and say they aren't Americans.

    There are so many other poor countries where they don't have regular education, good government or even a sense of unity, but you can still see MTV, 24-7 showing the imaginary world that we all live in the free world". Although I don't like MANY of the things they are about, I do respect the some of the countries that do not let in US movies or television because they see it as a disruptive force.
    We Canadians have chosen a method that suits are superior intelligence, and are taking the US entertainment industry over from the inside.
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    I also agree with Floman.

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    That *is* Robin Williams. From his live performance, you can rent the DVD at your local Rogers or Blockbuster.

    The rest of it is hysterical.


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