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    I am canadian!

    It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to
    his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat
    next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if
    someone will be sitting there.
    "No," says the neighbour. "The seat is empty."
    "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would
    have a seat like this for final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs
    and not use it?"

    The neighbour says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
    supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the
    first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

    "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
    find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to
    take the seat?"

    The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral."

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    You gotta lean into it! Array InvisibleSoul's Avatar
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    That's just like the golf one... where two men are golfing, and as a funeral procession goes by, one man takes his hat off and puts it to his chest. The other comments on how nice of a gesture that is, and the first man replies with, "Well, it's the least I can do... after all, we were married for 17 years."

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