The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the
desert. After they got their
tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours
later, the Lone Ranger
wakes his faithful friend and says, "Tonto, look up
toward the sky and tell me
what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute, then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me
that there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful
and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will
have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says,
"Tonto, you dumb ass, it
tells me that someone has stolen our tent."