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    Lone Ranger - Tonto joke

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the
    desert. After they got their
    tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours
    later, the Lone Ranger
    wakes his faithful friend and says, "Tonto, look up
    toward the sky and tell me
    what you see."

    Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

    "What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger.

    Tonto ponders for a minute, then says,
    "Astronomically speaking, it tells me
    that there are millions of galaxies and potentially
    billions of planets.
    Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
    Time wise, it appears to be
    approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
    Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful
    and we are small and
    insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will
    have a beautiful day tomorrow.
    What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

    The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says,
    "Tonto, you dumb ass, it
    tells me that someone has stolen our tent."

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    haha, no tent hahaha
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