So I go riding to Whistler and the sunshine coast with a couple of friend's of mine , we stayed at a Good friend's folks place that he graciously offered us for the 2 day's.
We get there(whistler village) and my buddy that we'r staying with is still in Van.........So we go to the liquor store and buy some Black russian mix ,and have a couple of cocktail's behind the store ,while we're waiting for buddy and his friend (the search girl) to get to Whistler.
When my buddy gets to town......I'm pissed.....not mad ...drunk,and he wants us to ride through town ,on the bike's , to his place.....all went well.
we then go out for dinner, did I mention I had TNT for entertainment..........I had some concussion bomb's left over from a Spokane trip,and thought it would be cool to let a couple loose in Whistler Village......BABOOM X2 what a blast !
Back to the point of this story, anyway's we go to the sunshine coast the next day,and I'm riding my ass off tryin to keep up to Johnny Jap Scrap...A local racer that was riding against names like Crevier,Duhammel.Pecot,Mcmurder,and beating them the odd time(he's FUCKIN FAST) we blow through town, I think it was Seachelt sp ,and on up to the north end of the road where the ferry to Powell river.
We get there, a couple of smoke's before the first of the other 2 get there,and when they do get there, there's only 1 of em?
So we head back to see WTF?
As we round one of the sharpest corner's of the day,only to see BUDDY and his bike on the side of the road....I'm thinkin....why did he park there?
As I turn around, I see skid marks almost to where the bike is, but they are about 5-8feet behind the bike? Humm !
I'v seen a lot of crashes in my time , but this one was confusing me a bit, the skid mark's went right into the ditch, the ditch was 4 feet deep , with damn near straight up and down sides on it(no way to push or ride the bike out of) and then there was 2 mark's where the bike was standing on it's kick stand?
I ask buddy what happened? he said he hit the ditch !
I say ....YA but .....how'd the bike get up here?
he say's......I's so fuckin mad I threw it up there !
And sure as shit is stinky.....he did indeed throw it up there....not drag.....not pushed....not pulled....but THROWN up there !
Fuck......I got to find some tame'r friend's that don't turn green on me when pissed off. This buddy is a member here, I'll let him ID himself when he's ready.
Also his GSX-R 1000 weigh's 400 lbs and where it landed the second time(being thrown out of the ditch) was about 3 feet from the edge of the ditch !
This is a TRUE story.....no shit!