A sad looking man was drinking at a bar. A sad looking woman aproaches him and nods acknowledgingly.
''Why are you sad?'' she asks the guy
"My wife left me because I am too kinky." he answers
"That's wierd, my husband left for the same reason." she replies
They look at eachother for a moment.
"So you wanna go to my place and have unjudgmental kinky sex?'' asks the woman
"Sure." says the guy
Once in her apartment she excuses herself and goes into her bedroom.
A few minutes later she emerges in a leather dominatrix outfit,with a whip in one hand an a huge butt plug in the other just to see the guy on his way out the door.
"Where are you going?'' she asks
"Well" says the guy..."you wanted to have kinky sex so I fucked your dog and shit in your purse...I am done!"