Taken from Lemonaid site. Scroll down to the bottom to see the article. Weird!!
ARO Workers May Donate Sperm To Pay Plant Debts
Remember the ARO, a Romanian sport-utility that sold for a brief time in Canada during the '70s? Not only was it a lousy car but the automaker left Canada with hundreds of owners stuck with worthless warranties.
Well, now ARO workers at its Romanian factory have considered donating sperm to get the debt-ridden plant out of the red. "Our feasibility study shows that if 1,000 workers donate their sperm for several months, we can get enough funds to pay part of the plant's debts," Ion Cotescu, trade union leader at ARO told the press.
He said the decision came after reports in the local media said a fertility clinic in the western city of Timisoara offered donors the equivalent of $50 a visit. The monthly average wage in Romania is around $150. The ARO Campulung plant, which makes jeep-style four-wheel-drives, has debts put at $20 million.
Now this company sounds like a great place to work. I mean who needs a coffee break when you can just relax and make a daily sperm donation. And I'm sure that this company has no problem letting it's employees surf for porn on the web considering it might help set the mood.
GEE - I wonder what Buzz Hargrove would say!
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