_Top 11 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
___1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
___2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
___3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
___4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
___5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
___6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
___7. So that-with a little help from Muzak-you can add "Exotic Dancer" to
___your exaggerated resume.
___8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep
___9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
___10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
Ø______ _11. No one ever steals your chair.