Likely that this is a repost, but deal with it

It's Tough Being A Man!

> >
> > If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the
> > race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the
> > housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never
>any time
> > for her.
> >
> > If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she
>has a
> > boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you
> > have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
>your ass
> > and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her,
> > is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's
> > opportunity.
> >
> > If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If
>you keep
> > quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If
> > you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you thump her, it's
> > bashing.
> >
> > If she thumps you, it's self-defence. If you make a decision
> > consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision
> > without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her
>to do
> > something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you,
>it's a
> > favour.
> >
> > If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a
> >
> >
> > If you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs
>and keep
> > in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If
> > you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't,
>you're a
> > slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you
>don't, you're
> >
> > not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're
>full of
> > yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious. If she has a
> > headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love
> > anymore.
> >
> > If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't,
> > must be someone else.
> >