This is what happened to me since august 27:
My fairly new chain broke while I was riding. Got it fixed. Did an oil change at the same time.
Lost my oil drain bolt while riding, didn't crash, thank god.
And now my clutch cable broke. I was lucky, I only hit green lights until I hit a spot where I could stop it safely.
Now what in the world have I done in this life or any previous ones that makes me deseve this.
Anyway, its not bad, I can fix that myself. The replacement cable is on order. I'll be back riding in no time.