Little BILLY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out," Miss Jones, I need to take a p*ss!!"
Miss Jones replied, "Now, BILLY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly and I will allow you to go."
Little BILLY thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger t*ts, you'd be a TEN!"