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    Entertainment Poster Guy Array rearwheelrider's Avatar
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    And that's no bull.

    A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is
    that of breeding bulls.

    They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said,
    "This bull mated 50 times last year."
    The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said,
    "He mated 50 times last year."

    They walked a little farther and saw another pen with a sign
    that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."
    The wife hit her husband and said,"That's more than twice a week!
    You could learn a lot from him."

    They walked farther and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying,
    "This bull mated 365 times last year."
    The wife got really excited and said,"That's once a day.
    You could REALLY learn something from this one."

    The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was
    with the same cow."

    The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to
    stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.

    People who never do any more than they get paid for never get paid for any more than they do.
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    Decepticon Array Vashy's Avatar
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    HAHAHA go ask if it was the same
    "If I teach you sex, I'd have to give you sex for homework" -Jaime Escalante

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