Chocolate is HIGHLY addictive.
You may become addicted upon your first consumption!
Continued use of chocolate leads to tooth decay and heart/organ disease.
Though chocolate will not make you pregnant, it may however cause you to look pregnant!
Second hand chocolate and sharing chocolate may cause addiction and like-results to surrounding parties.
While chocolate may eventually lead to loss of use of the male unit, long before that due to your expanded gut, you will experience loss of sight of the male unit.