The marreid mans morning after...(silly but cute)
Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: The marreid mans morning after...(silly but cute)

  1. #1
    Registered User Array CrownJewel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Lower Stink Land

    The marreid mans morning after...(silly but cute)

    Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
    He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees are a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

    He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house.

    He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, reading

    "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go shopping. Love you!"

    He goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

    Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

    His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

    Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

    His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you yelled, 'Lady, leave me alone, I'm a married man'!"

  2. #2
    MMMMMMM......TWINS!! Array blake easton's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    13 kawi 636
    What a smart smart man. In some ways. Good story.

  3. #3
    You gotta lean into it! Array InvisibleSoul's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Kawasaki Ninja Silver ZX1R Pocketbike (Matching ZX6R Stolen)
    I think not so much smart, but rather truly faithful.

  4. #4
    And shepherds we shall be Array miraclejoe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Gixxer V2.1
    I wonder if I could stage that?
    Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

    Quote Originally Posted by slingshot View Post
    Fascist oppressor.

  5. #5
    *clap clap*

    it's a warm story (nods head in approval)
    heck, that's one hellofaguy! Good for him.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts