A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the
counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather
find a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got
a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for
his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black
Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the
long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be
required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays trips. The
salary package is $200,000 a year!"
The man said, "You're bullcshitting me man!"
The man behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."