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    Subject: A daughter's prayer

    A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
    listened to her prayers which she ended by saying
    "God bless Mommy,
    God bless daddy,
    God bless grandma
    and good-bye grandpa."

    The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
    The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the
    thing to do."
    The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
    A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to
    her prayers, which went like this:
    "God bless Mommy,
    God Bless daddy
    and good-bye grandma."

    The next day the grandmother died.
    Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the
    other side.

    Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her
    "God bless Mommy
    and good-bye daddy."

    He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got
    up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat
    all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock.
    He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
    He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of
    the day he stayed there,
    drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
    Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went

    When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late,
    what's the matter?"
    He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst
    day of my life."

    She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
    happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch."
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    hahah! that's a deadly joke. TOtally wasn't expecting that milkman line! :rolllaugh

    and look! Invisible soul actually for once didn't have a negative comment to you know it MUST be funny.

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    Heard it b4, but it's still a classic!

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