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    And shepherds we shall be Array miraclejoe's Avatar
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    a few one liner

    What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?

    "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
    A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower." ==================================================
    And Something To Offend Damn-Near Everyone...How can you tell who the Irish guy is in the hospital?

    He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan.
    Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

    A different bar. ==================================================
    Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?

    They named him Sum Ting Wong.
    What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

    A speech impediment. ==================================================
    What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?

    They're hiring.
    What do toilets, a clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?

    Men miss them all.
    Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

    Breasts don't have eyes.
    Why isn't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?

    Because they're not going to work in the
    future, either.
    Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?

    He walks around saying, "Yo"
    What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

    A pimp.
    Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

    Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
    What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

    A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
    What's the Cuban national anthem?

    "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
    What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

    A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
    Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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    Fascist oppressor.

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    LLOL nice dude

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