I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!
Mmmm, more time for doughnuts.
What was it all about?
LoL!The small patch below contains a remarkable offshoot of military technology: An entire miniature Bible, produced by laser microprinting. Place your left hand on the spot and raise your right hand and say "I swear that all of the information I have given on this form is true, so help me, God."
XXXXX <---- (Bible)
Looks like that police department has a sense of humour and too much time on their hands. It looks like it's hosted on a real police department website.