Swimming in the Company Pool

View Poll Results: Have you Bumped Uglies with a Co-Worker?

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  • Yup, I'm sleazin' my way up the company ladder!

    6 12.50%
  • Yeah, And now I'm in the Mail Room

    2 4.17%
  • I Married the hottie from Payroll

    5 10.42%
  • Once, and I have the photocopies to show for it!

    7 14.58%
  • Nope, But I'm always gettin' screwed by my employer.

    22 45.83%
  • I'm " Self-Employed " does that count?

    6 12.50%
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Thread: Swimming in the Company Pool

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    Hookedonphonics dropout Array f4kneedragger's Avatar
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    May 2003

    Swimming in the Company Pool

    Well, It's that time of year again when many of us are going to company Christmas/Holiday functions. And as we all now when you mix holiday cheer with an OPEN BAR paid for by your employer, quite often you wake up the next morning with a freight train runnin' through your skull and a Woman in your bed who's name has completely escaped you but your almost certain shes from " Accounting".
    So the question is; Have you " Dipped " into the Company Pool?
    " JESUS SAVES "...
    " But Miroslav Satan picks up the rebound and SCORES!!!"
    " What a move!, he beat JC like a redheaded step child."

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    rain? whats that! Array REVELATIONS's Avatar
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    Nov 2002
    SV 1000s
    Um, I once dated a receptionist from the turbine shop where I used to work at.
    It went prety well, she called it off after a while due to personal things going on in her life, but it was nice while it lasted.

    We did manage to keep it under wraps, which made it more exciting, everytime she'd walk by, we would look at each other and smile.

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    Member of BCSBTUA Array F4Rush's Avatar
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    Nov 2002


    I thought the expression was suppose to be
    "dip your pen in the company ink."
    Maybe I am just too old.
    Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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    Is coming for you Array REAPER's Avatar
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    Aug 2003
    Planet Earth, most of the time
    Yeah, unfortunately I did, will never make that mistake again.
    A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg, even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

    Is livin life. Good or bad, whatever happens, happens.

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    Je ne suis pas Francais Array nutcracker's Avatar
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    Apr 2002
    none at the moment
    I went out with 2 girls from where I work , never got caught...well almost in the elevator once.
    2009 KLR 650 (soon to be supermotoed)
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    I'd rather be scared to death than bored to death.

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    sweet dreams Array bike__gurl's Avatar
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    Sep 2003
    White Rock
    yes please
    I dated a guy at my work, turned out to be a huge mistake, mostly 'cause my boss was jealous. Almost got caught a few times.
    "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." - James Dean

  7. #7
    The first work christmas party(1989),nothing happened so I left early.The next christmas(1990),there was a big fight and ever since then there has been no work xmas parties(no official ones anyway).

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    Stupid bastard Array Hu99's Avatar
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    Feb 2002
    '07 BMW K1200R
    When I was 19 I was shtupping the owner's daughter where I worked. She was the General Manager and she'd come and get me during my shift for some Jimmy-Jam while I was still on the clock. She'd also dip into petty cash to pay for drinks. Man, that was fun times!
    What was it all about?

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    Twins Are Better Array IcemanRR's Avatar
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    Jul 2002
    1998 TLR
    So she wasnt in payroll, but I met my wife at the office

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    Cunning Linguist Array 3 of 7's Avatar
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    Jan 2003
    The Wet Coast
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    I don't go to the company Christmas parties, it's hard enough to put up with the nobs when I'm sober.
    Having said that, my ex wife was the ex bosses daughter.
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

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    West Koots, I'm here.... Array flyfishinwoman's Avatar
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    Jul 2002
    "the Koots"
    a few toys
    I used the excuse "sorry, I don't date people I work with, it's my policy" before. Came in handy at the time. Policy or not, I haven't gone out with anybody from work, but I've seen the afteraffect on those that have, not pretty in most cases.
    Back in BC, yay!!!
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