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    And shepherds we shall be Array miraclejoe's Avatar
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    weather joke

    Might be a repost:

    50 F or 10 C Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    Canadians plant their gardens.

    35 F or 2 C Italian cars won't start.
    Canadians drive with the windows rolled down.

    32 F or 0 C American water freezes.
    Canadian water thickens.

    0 F or -17.9 C New York landlords finally turn on the heat.
    Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

    -60 F or -51 C Mount St. Helen's freezes.
    Canadian Girl guides sell cookies door to door.

    -100 F or -73 C Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

    -173 F or -114 C Ethyl Alcohol freezes.
    Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw out the keg of beer.

    -460 F or -273 C Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
    Canadians start saying, "Cold, eh?"

    -500 F or 295 C hell freezes over.
    The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
    Last edited by miraclejoe; 12-22-2003 at 03:15 PM.
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    You gotta lean into it! Array InvisibleSoul's Avatar
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    The only part I found remotely amusing was the last line... which I'm hoping was the point of it, with the rest of it leading up to that final punchline. Didn't find the rest very interestin' 'cause they aren't true.

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    pronounced as-wee-pay Array effenay's Avatar
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    I thought it was funny

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    Take off eh! ya hoser!

  5. #5
    who you calling a hoser, you knob?

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