Might be a repost:
50 F or 10 C Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant their gardens.
35 F or 2 C Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows rolled down.
32 F or 0 C American water freezes.
Canadian water thickens.
0 F or -17.9 C New York landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60 F or -51 C Mount St. Helen's freezes.
Canadian Girl guides sell cookies door to door.
-100 F or -73 C Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173 F or -114 C Ethyl Alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw out the keg of beer.
-460 F or -273 C Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying, "Cold, eh?"
-500 F or 295 C hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.