A fat stupid Harley rider was out setting alarms off on his 1500 lb slug one day and out of no were ...Zoom Zoom Zoom 3 sport bikes pass with the greatest of ease...Fat boy twists his right arm as much and fast as he could but the slug just let out a big backfire!! Puff of black smoke and died on the spot!!!
Well Fat head had enough of these Jap bikes making him look Dumb as he really is, so he decides to go to Japan and find out what these bikes are all about.Hes got some money saved by collecting blown cylinder heads from his garage and all his rider friends and cashing them in down at the local metal foundry !!
He gets to Japan and has no clue where to start this adventure. " well I might as well just go to a bar and have a cold one " He walks down the street , Harley patches all over his jacket..pants hanging half way down his fat ass ..crack showing...all the people laughing at him...hes got more hair in the crack of his ass than most Asians have on there entire bodies.
He see's a mass amount of Bikes parked on the street ... he notices theres a bar for riders.." Aw a perfect spot to have a cold one " He enters the bar and every one stops and looks in his direction...........Silence ..you could hear a sweat drop roll down the crack of fat heads ass.. He hears a yell ...Hung Do hing kocho foung Doo !!then everyone goes back to there business like nothing happened.
He grabs a seat at the bar ....Bar tender walks over with a beer and says " this is from the one of the guys at the end of the bar" Oh wow you speak english !!! " Yeah Im American he says !! thats mighty nice of them !! He looks there way and holds his beer up and nods !! He Also notices that theres a Chimp at the end of the bar sitting on a stool. So this goes on all night long everyone buying him beer ......He starts to think that people who ride Jap bikes are pretty cool and unlike his rider bud fat heads who think there tough because they got an ice cream container for a helmet and loud pipes on there bikes...
Hes getting really buzzed out of his mind now and finally asks the bartender " Whats up with that Monkey at the end of the bar ?? hes been sitting there all night?? Bartender replies " Hes a very very special monkey !! His name is Harley " Fat head chuckles !! " Whats so frigging special about him?? Does he ride a bike ??? Hahahaha ...
Bartender says " Watch This " ....bartender grabs a baseball bat from under the bar walks to the end of the bar ...winds up and whacks the monkey right on the throat with a home run swing..""BAM "" monkey goes flying into the wall....goes limp on the floor ...twitchin...bartender walks back ...".What the F--k you do that for you yanky prick ??? "Fat head says".
Bartender says" Watch" .........a few minutes later the monkey gets to his feet and stumbles around the bar and behind it back to the bartender..pulls his pants down and gives him a Hummer...Goes back and sits on the end of the bar again.
What da ya think ????"says the bartender" ........... Fat head cannot believe his eyes.....Wow that was F---king amazing !!!
Bartender asks " You wanna try ???" ....fat head replies " awww well....ummm ....Ok F--k It... I will do it...But awww dont ...ummm Hit me sooo F--kin Hard ????