Born to be WILD
A Man's World
If it were really a mans world this is what it would be like:
1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and a "Cheers for the sex - now f#ck off" would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in ale or lager.
3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29, so it would only occur every 4 years.
4. On Mothers Day, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
5. Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".
6. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
7. Every woman that worked would have to do so topless.
8. Every man would get four real "Get Out of Jail Free" cards per year.
9. Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
10. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the televised hockey game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen when the whistle blows goes out of play.
11. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you."
12. The funniest guy in the office would get to be boss of the company.
13. "Sorry, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for absence and/or poor time keeping.
14. Lifeguards could remove females from beaches for violating the "Public Ugliness" law.
15. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
16. Lager would have the same effect as Viagra.
17. "Fancy a shag" would be the only chat up line in existence and it would work every time.
18. Everyone would drive at least 70mph and anyone driving under that would be fined.
19. Saying "Lets have a threesome. You, me and your sister" to your wife/girlfriend would get the response, "What a great idea!"
20. When it was time to leave work, a whistle would sound and you'd get to slide down the back of a Brontosaurus like Fred Flintstone
HAHAHAHAHA... that is so hilirious!!! Good one!
yes i agree thats good