MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER
> Why Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple
> His last name stays put.
> The garage is all his.
> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> Chocolate is just another snack.
> He can be president.
> He can never be pregnant.
> He can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> He can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
> Car mechanics tell him the truth.
> The world is his urinal.
> He never has to drive to another gas station restroom because
> this one is just too icky.
> He doesn't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
> Same work, more pay.
> Wrinkles add character.
> Wedding dress! $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
> People never stare at his chest when he's talking to them.
> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle his feet.
> One mood - all the time.
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> He know's stuff about tanks.
> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> He can open his your own jars.
> He gets extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> If someone forgets to invite him, he or she can still be his friend.
> His underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> He never has strap problems in public.
> He's unable to see wrinkles in his clothes.
> Everything on his face stays its original color.
> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> He only has to shave his face and neck.
> He can play with toys all his life.
> His belly usually hides his big hips.
> One wallet and one pair of shoes in one color for all seasons.
> He can wear shorts no matter how his legs look.
> He can "do" his nails with a pocket knife.
> He has freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> He can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes.
No wonder he's happier!