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    Why Men are Happier

    > Why Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple
    > creatures?
    > His last name stays put.
    > The garage is all his.
    > Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    > Chocolate is just another snack.
    > He can be president.
    > He can never be pregnant.
    > He can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    > He can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
    > Car mechanics tell him the truth.
    > The world is his urinal.
    > He never has to drive to another gas station restroom because
    > this one is just too icky.
    > He doesn't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    > Same work, more pay.
    > Wrinkles add character.
    > Wedding dress! $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
    > People never stare at his chest when he's talking to them.
    > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle his feet.
    > One mood - all the time.
    > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    > He know's stuff about tanks.
    > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    > He can open his your own jars.
    > He gets extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    > If someone forgets to invite him, he or she can still be his friend.
    > His underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    > He never has strap problems in public.
    > He's unable to see wrinkles in his clothes.
    > Everything on his face stays its original color.
    > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    > He only has to shave his face and neck.
    > He can play with toys all his life.
    > His belly usually hides his big hips.
    > One wallet and one pair of shoes in one color for all seasons.
    > He can wear shorts no matter how his legs look.
    > He can "do" his nails with a pocket knife.
    > He has freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    > He can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 45 minutes.
    No wonder he's happier!

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