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    Waiting for the sun.. Array jpm1234's Avatar
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    Wmd !

    Becareful out there guys:

    At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.

    At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

    "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value.

    Thought you guys should be in the know to .. umm.. keep a lookout for these fearsome individuals of society! Report them immediately to FUD central!

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    One more time eh? Array spacely's Avatar
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    math teachers,, I hate those guys!

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