Waiting for the sun..
Becareful out there guys:
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value.
Thought you guys should be in the know to .. umm.. keep a lookout for these fearsome individuals of society! Report them immediately to FUD central!
One more time eh?
math teachers,, I hate those guys!