Spare a thought for the sick.....................
A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse", he
mumbles from behind the mask, are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,"I don't know, I'm only here to
wash your hands and feet"
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black ?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis
in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look,
and say's, "Theres nothing wrong with them!"
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies," That was very
nice, but, are... my... test...results...back?
You gotta lean into it!
Over at RevScene, someone posted that their friend was at the McDonald's drive through just recently, and the friend doesn't speak English very well and after ordering a sundae, he asked for peanuts... but it came out as "PENIS PLEASE!"
A good friend visting from Japan asked me "who won the erection last year?"
It took me a while to figure out that he meant the election! DOH!
And how would u read this " Pen is Mightier"..........
What about "analbumcover" ?
An Album Cover?
Anal Bum Cover?