Fist off I want my beer drinking smiley back in working condition. And while you're at it you may as well fix the rest.
And what's with the PM system? Why does it automatically MAKE me request a read receipt? I don't care if they read my drivel! Now I got things to cancel out and that sounds too much like work! ! !
I DEMANDthat you lazy slakards fix the site PRONTO ! ! !
PS: Did I mention that I'm suffering from PMS (Parked Motorcycle Syndrome)?