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    Is coming for you Array REAPER's Avatar
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    Too funny not to pass on

    This was too funny not to pass along. Just imagine
    sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.

    Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM
    morning show in Chicago.
    The DJs play a game where they award winners
    great prizes.
    The game is called "Mate Match".

    The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
    married or seriously involved
    with someone. If the contestant answers "yes",
    he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

    The person is also asked to divulge the name of
    their partner (with phone number) for
    verification. If their partner answers those
    same three questions correctly,
    they both win the prize. One particular game,
    however, several months ago
    made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its
    knees with laughter.
    Anyway, here's how it all went down:

    DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever
    heard of 'MateMatch'?"
    Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

    DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a
    trip to Orlando,Florida if you win.

    What is your name? First only please."

    Contestant: "Brian."

    DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

    Brian: "Yes."

    DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or
    you're what?"

    Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

    DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?
    First only please."

    Brian: "Sara."

    DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

    Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

    DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

    Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

    DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

    Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

    DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"

    Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

    Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

    DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

    Brian: "About 10 minutes."

    DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No
    one would ever have said that

    if a trip wasn't at stake."

    Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

    DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have
    sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"

    Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

    DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

    Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her
    mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."

    DJ: "Uh huh..."

    Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the
    shower at the time."

    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

    Brian: "On the kitchen table."

    DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure
    than the previous hundred times
    I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's
    work number and call her up. You listen to this."

    3 minutes of commercials follow....

    DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
    (touch tones.....ringing....)

    Clerk: "Kinkos."

    DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

    Clerk: "This is she."

    DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are
    live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a
    couple of hours now."

    Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

    DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with
    us. Brian knows not
    to give any answers away or you'll lose.
    Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'MateMatch'?"

    Sarah: "No."

    DJ: "Good!"

    Brian: (laughing)

    Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

    Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
    completely honest."

    DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you
    \ 3 questions, Sarah.
    If your answers match Brian's answers, then the
    both of you will be off
    to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney
    World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it

    Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

    DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
    Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

    DJ: "What time?"

    Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

    DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

    Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

    DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
    manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah.

    You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"

    Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

    DJ: "Where did you have it?"

    Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"

    Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

    DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

    Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and..."

    DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

    Sarah: "In the ass....."

    After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we
    need to take a station break"...
    A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg, even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

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    two dog racing
    Holy shit that's funny. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by two dog racing
    Holy shit that's funny. lol
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    That's sooo brutally funny!

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    What happen after the break !!!
    Oh Sh*t, i'm in tears...

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    I sure hope they got their vacation.

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    oh shit! hahaha !! now thats what you call good radio broadcasting!

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    pronounced as-wee-pay Array effenay's Avatar
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    Sorry to disappoint guys, but this was an old hoax...

    Still funny, though

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    Quote Originally Posted by effenay
    Sorry to disappoint guys, but this was an old hoax...

    Still funny, though

    Yeah, I think it's just a twist on that old clip from the '70s (which really did happen) on the Newlywed Game.
    Maybe Mediocre
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    Quote Originally Posted by simx

    What happen after the break !!!
    Oh Sh*t, i'm in tears...

    Yeah what happen after the break???

    Come on L8R you can improvised...TO BE CONTINUED???

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    Ouch - Fuckin Hilarious

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