Born to be WILD
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Damn, that brings redneck a whole new meaning.
You gotta lean into it!
LoL! Exactly what I meant in the monster truck thread when I was saying how the show had the words "Alcohol Free" shown on the TV ads, and that hopefully the rednecks won't interpret that as "Free Alcohol".
damn! i gots to get ahold of the boyz on the cb!
Last edited by oldsquid; 06-24-2008 at 07:49 PM.