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    Little Johnny 5 (I think this is #5, lost track)

    Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly
    letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she
    insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little
    Johnny said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'm
    very proud of that fact."

    The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you, will
    you stop?"

    Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the
    floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Johnny dropped
    his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck
    of dust off the paper.

    The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down,
    farted and when she was done there was not a trace of chalk dust
    left on the paper. Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her
    do it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny
    peeked up underneath her skirt.

    "No wonder you won!" he exclaimed indignantly, "you've got a
    A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg, even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

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    You gotta lean into it! Array InvisibleSoul's Avatar
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    LoL sicc... i was thinkin that maybe the juice soaked it up hahahahha
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    Johnny boy there is becoming a sick Little Bastard.

    It is #5 L8R

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