You're a young person searching for the ideal car to suit your needs. Like any semi-intelligent person, you're doing some shopping around, but you still can't find what you are looking for. You want something affordable, but not cheaply made. Something that performs, but gets good gas mileage. Toyota has the car for you..........but it sure as FUCK ain't this one!
I saw a commercial for something called "Scion" on TV just a little while ago. I had no fricken idea what they might be trying to sell, my best guess was some new razor blade or something. I did what anyone else fueled by curiosity might do: I looked it up on google.
Much to my astonishment, Toyota is sick and tired of making money. They are like a child taunting a vicious, wild tiger named "bankruptcy". This car is the worst vehicle i have ever seen. It looks like a bunch of college kids played a joke on the design team. This car caters to the customer that thinks a Yugo is over-powered and too fancy. The sad thing is that we'll probably be seeing these buggers on the street. Remember the first time you saw a Pontiac Aztec driving down the road and stared in astonishment? Do you also remember the sad look of defeat and regret on the driver's face as they wheeled through town? Toyota is proudly carrying that concept one step further!!!!
ENTER THE TOYOTA SCION XB!!! DESIGNED BY CRACKHEADS, POWERED BY SHAME!!