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    Born to be WILD Array Tmustang's Avatar
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    Talking Little Johnny 9

    Little Johnny's mother was working in the kitchen while listening to Little Johnny playing with his new electric train in the living room.

    She heard the train stop and Little Johnny saying,
    'All you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop. And all you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your arses in the train, 'cause we're going down the tracks.'

    The horrified mother went in and told Little Johnny,
    'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for two hours. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.'

    Two hours later, Little Johnny came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard Little Johnny say,
    'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.'

    She hears the Little Johnny continue
    'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'

    As the mother began to smile, Little Johnny added,
    'For those of you who are pissed off about the two-hour delay, please go see the bitch in the kitchen.'

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