A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to pesonnel, Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does and that she wants to to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The personnel manager is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "what's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you that your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "it's Keith, the midget."