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    Born to be WILD Array Tmustang's Avatar
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    Question Check Your Dirty IQ

    Check your Dirty IQ


    1. When I go in, I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

    2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

    3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

    4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

    5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

    6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

    7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

    8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

    9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

    10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?


    1. a dentist

    2. a wedding ring

    3. peanut butter

    4.chewing gum

    5. an elevator

    6. a nose

    7. a newspaper boy

    8. a glove

    9. a crane

    10. a toothbrush, of course!

    Now Really!!! Just what were you thinking?

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    Yay! I got all of them right!! But I had to think hard cuz I was laughing my head off...

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    0 / 10

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    Born to be WILD Array Tmustang's Avatar
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    Me too 0/10

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    Hooligan Array Warhawk's Avatar
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    Sep 2003
    At Your House
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    -10/10 . Dang it no dirty thoughts back to homework.
    “When it's difficult like this, the taste (of winning) is better.”

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    Whee~~~ Array caDey's Avatar
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    Sep 2002
    Richmond now... not BBY
    600RR Yeeeellllooow
    3/10 only coz I heard of the first three before...

    We rode our bikes together, we laughed together, we cryed together, we even lived together. All our friends said we were a the perfect match. I can tell the world that I know I'm the luckiest person alive because I got to live my dream for 3 years 7 months and 11 days.

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    i got nothing

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    You gotta lean into it! Array InvisibleSoul's Avatar
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    Jun 2003
    Kawasaki Ninja Silver ZX1R Pocketbike (Matching ZX6R Stolen)
    I gave it a quick go and got all but number 5 and 10...

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    Ion Supply Array Hardsoul's Avatar
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    Jul 2002
    03 R1 street, 03 RR track
    those are very exciting questions, showed them to a co-worker and she totally blushed. interesting..

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