North Dakota Temp chart
I found this on another site... and since I'm from ND I thought I'd share it with you all. Its pretty much the truth too. LOL
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. Harley’s start but idle roughly.
People in North Dakota go swimming in the lakes.
North Carolinians cancel outside sporting events.
People in North Dakota plant gardens.
Californians shiver uncontrollably. Harley’s have a hard time starting.
People in North Dakota sunbathe.
Italian and English cars won’t start. Harley’s wont start unless jumped.
People in North Dakota drive with their windows down.
Distilled water freezes. Harley’s start leaking more than just oil.
Senior citizens in North Dakota wear long-sleeve shirts.
New Yorkers don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. Schools close. God has to be involved to get a Harley to start.
People in North Dakota have flannel shirts.
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat
People in North Dakota have the last cookout before it gets cold
People in Miami flee to Cuba.
North Dakota people wear hats when outside.
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in North Dakota get out their winter coats.
The Girl Scouts in North Dakota are selling cookies door-to-door.
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic
North Dakota Boy Scouts postpone “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough.
Mt. St. Helen’s freezes.
People in North Dakota go ice fishing.
Santa Clause abandons the North Pole.
College students in North Dakota get frustrated because that can’t thaw the keg
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in North Dakota complain about farmers with cold hands.
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in North Dakota start saying “cold ‘nuff for ya”?
Hell freezes over.
School buses in North Dakota run one hour late.
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