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    North Dakota Temp chart

    I found this on another site... and since I'm from ND I thought I'd share it with you all. Its pretty much the truth too. LOL

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    Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. Harley’s start but idle roughly.

    People in North Dakota go swimming in the lakes.

    60 Above-

    North Carolinians cancel outside sporting events.

    People in North Dakota plant gardens.

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    Californians shiver uncontrollably. Harley’s have a hard time starting.

    People in North Dakota sunbathe.

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    Italian and English cars won’t start. Harley’s wont start unless jumped.

    People in North Dakota drive with their windows down.

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    Distilled water freezes. Harley’s start leaking more than just oil.

    Senior citizens in North Dakota wear long-sleeve shirts.

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    New Yorkers don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. Schools close. God has to be involved to get a Harley to start.

    People in North Dakota have flannel shirts.

    15 Above-

    Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat

    People in North Dakota have the last cookout before it gets cold


    People in Miami flee to Cuba.

    North Dakota people wear hats when outside.

    -20 Below

    Californians fly away to Mexico

    People in North Dakota get out their winter coats.

    -40 Below-

    Hollywood disintegrates.

    The Girl Scouts in North Dakota are selling cookies door-to-door.

    -60 Below-

    Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic

    North Dakota Boy Scouts postpone “Winter Survival” classes until it gets cold enough.

    -80 Below-

    Mt. St. Helen’s freezes.

    People in North Dakota go ice fishing.

    -100 Below-

    Santa Clause abandons the North Pole.

    College students in North Dakota get frustrated because that can’t thaw the keg

    -297 Below-

    Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.

    Cows in North Dakota complain about farmers with cold hands.

    -460 Below-

    All atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).

    People in North Dakota start saying “cold ‘nuff for ya”?

    -500 Below-

    Hell freezes over.

    School buses in North Dakota run one hour late.
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    Displaced North Dakotans, specifically evil ex-Minotians, cry about the cold and the rain, then go home to polish their *blinged* R1 for the next three hours.

    Vancouverites go to the bars to watch the Canucks game on pay-per-view with a pint.

    Last edited by squirly; 02-24-2004 at 05:46 PM.
    Good Luck and Godspeed!

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