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    The Italian man who went to Malta

    Make sure you are playing this mp3 file simultaneously while reading this:

    One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on
    my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
    sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!

    Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
    me a Spoon and a knief but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fock." and she tella me ,"everyone wanna fuck." I tella her, " you don't understand me...I wanna fork on the table." She say, "You better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."

    So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet." he tell me to go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed." He say, "You better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch."

    I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said,"Peace on you." and I say," Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth." I gonna back to Italy!

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    Born to be WILD Array Tmustang's Avatar
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    Vicious Little Tree Rat Array squirly's Avatar
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    Sheet! That was so funny, I almost took a piece!

    Good Luck and Godspeed!

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    el tano

    Italian in Malta

    ahahaaa It lik it. Bravo

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    sweet dreams Array bike__gurl's Avatar
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    yes please
    hee hee everyone wanna fock, you sonnamabitch!
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