A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks
> > the yellow pages and, sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers."
> He
> > calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30
> minutes.
> > The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He has a ladder, a
> > baseball bat, a shotgun, and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to
> > do?" the homeowner asks. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the
> roof.
> > Then, I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with
> this
> > baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to
> > his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough
> me
> > to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to
> the
> > homeowner."What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the gorilla
> > knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."