DAMMIT! I take it out of storage for 2 days and some bastard helps himself to my ride.
I came out and he had just finished hotwiring it. When he saw me he sped off, no helmet or anything. The joke is on him though, there's no plate on the bike. I don't think he'll get far.
I didn't get a very good look at him, but he had short, bushy mottled hair and a large nose.
UPDATE: The bastard took a crap on my driveway too. ARARRRGRGGG!!!!