Nigerian scammer scams
Found this while surfing around on the net:
Someone in England, pretending to be Gillian Anderson, baits a Nigerian Scam artist into a very funny series of letters. Also starring David Duchovny, Gillians little brother, Neo from Matrix Computers, and Fags, the dancing dog.
You gotta lean into it!
Man that was long... amazing how much time the person actually spent on the deception... was it really worth it?
Ok, I was bored at work and at the time, it was funny. If you find dry, brit. humor funny and have some time to kill, read it. I got a real dislike for these guys because they are SO well known and so crappy yet they suckered something like 4 mil. out of Canada last year. It would be good to see worst things hapen to them but..
Just to put this to bed:
If you're interested http://www.scamorama.com/
It's a LONG joke.
For example, I just spent an hour reading about how one of the "love child" of Barry White (Dick Pleasure, who is big in the adult movie biz) met one another "love child" who just happened to live in... you guessed it, Nigeria and they got together to flog giant bags of cash, and maybe make some movies..
Well, the deal fell apart when the pictures of the sex monkeys were not what Dick wanted, nor did the goat sacrifice fit into their religious frame of reference, although that was flexable, depending on which official minister you bribed...
Oh what a sad tale we weave when we get on the net and bullshit..
Is Nigeria the quintessential hotbed for criminal activity or something?
There was once this guy from Nigeria at my work. He had the most positive fucken attitude of anyone in there. (more than even me fer fuckssakes) He used to say this so much, it was almost a catchphrase: "Man, I dun' GivaFUCK, man!"
He lasted like a year. Wouldn't have lasted that long, but i think the supervisors were scared to fire him. He had that wild-eyed, african guerilla look about him.
Born to be WILD
Originally Posted by Jayson
Me too...Its just goes on and on and on.
Funnies should be short and simple.