Well i got pulled over this morning by this nice officer. Nope scratch that the guy was a retard. Im not talking about your every day down sindrome special bus kinda retard. This is more of the run Forest run my moma droped me when i was little kinda retard.
Im driving dow the number 1 this morning actually doing the speed limit for once when i see the flashing lights in my lane so i pull over and so does he. Now im racking my brain trying to think what I did which was nothing I could think of. Forest comes over and asked me for the usual so I gladly handed it over. I asked what I did and he says they had a report of a stolen pickup. I said well this is my truck as it says on the regy and matching licence i hand him. I ask what kind of truck got stolen and this 100watt bulb says a full size gmc pickup. I asked " are you fucking kidding me" he says watch my mouth. i say " are you FUCKIN FOR REAL" once again he asks me to watch my mouth and that there is no need for that kinda language. I ask what color was the truck out of curiousity. he says blue.....FUCKING BLUE i say? he then walks back to the car and does what ever cops do in there car. in my oppinion i think he was trying to sound out the big words on my licence.
Where are you going with this you ask?
Well for those that dont know me i drive a SILVER 2002 SHORTBOX pickup that just happens to have a big sticker on th back of it that says TOYOTA. an easy mistake as im often told it looks like a full size BLUE GMC pickup.
What the fuk is wrong with some people and even worse what the fuk is wrong with the higher ups that hired the fucking dimwit waste of air. Who gave this guy a badge or better yet a gun. wow im sure glad he was investigating this matter to its fullest. what an idiot. when this guy left home to join the force he robbed his village of their idiot.