So you think you're tough?
FANG ISLAND—U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has opened his fortified island headquarters to participants in his second no-holds-barred martial arts tournament, the enigmatic mastermind announced Monday.
"Warriors of the world, hear me," said Rumsfeld, seated on the onyx throne overlooking the fighting arena at the island's central volcano, surrounded by a phalanx of exotic but murderous beauties and his seven-foot-tall guard Omarra. "I declare the Eagle Fist all-styles, hand-to-hand combat world championship open once more. For the next 10 days, the world's mightiest fighters will come together here at Fang Island to compete for a prize of $1 million and the post of Associate Secretary Of Full-Contact Defense!"
(more stupidity from "theonion.com")
Onion is the best read on a Tuesday afternoon. Seems like The Province is being influenced by them. Here is a small news item headline from today's Province:
Porn guy comes clean
The owner of the Whitehouse.com pornography website has donated a similar Internet address to the U.S. government, a move he said that will keep kids ....
Looks like Ming the Merciless to me
Born to be WILD
He'd probably be flattered.