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    Beer League Racer/Asshole Array SnoDragon's Avatar
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    BMW joke

    On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
    station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
    The pump attendant who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him
    in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golf pro is.
    ''Top of the mornin to yer, sir'' says the attendant. Tiger nods a
    quick "hello'' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so,
    two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
    "What are those?" asks the attendant.
    ''They're called tees'' replies Tiger.
    ''Well, what on God's earth are dey for ? '' inquires the Irishman.
    ''They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" , says Tiger.
    ''Fookin Jaysus'', says the Irishman, ''BMW thinks of everything''!

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    The good days... Array Deputy's Avatar
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    hahaha, funny

    doesn't tiger drive Buick's though? or maybe he just hawks them? I saw him on Operah and he said he had a Navigator
    Bike's sold - still have some gear left!

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    I thought this was going to be a bike joke.
    Bikes Made Weird
    Bite My Wallet
    Bitch Moan Whine
    Broke Man Walking


    And a cartoon too

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    Born to be WILD Array Tmustang's Avatar
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