That's classy as HELL!
awesome, just awesome.
This is almost related to ivy's post about how penis size and sexual adequacy are inversely proportionate to the size of your eye-sore of a vehicle.
PLUS, i only see really awesome guys driving these fucken things. The term "Too cool for words" comes to mind.
This is there reason for the hate... sounds reasonable.
Welcome to FUH2.com, home of the official Hummer H2 salute. So...why all the fuss? Well, it breaks down like this:
The H2 is the ultimate poseur vehicle. It has the chassis of a Chevy Tahoe and a body that looks like the original Hummer; i.e. it's a Chevy Tahoe in disguise.
The H2 is a gas guzzler. Because it has a gross vehicle weight rating over 8500 lbs, the US government does not require it to meet federal fuel efficiency regulations. Hummer isn't even required to publish its fuel economy (owners indicate that they get around 10 mpg for normal use). So while our brothers and sisters are off in the Middle East risking their lives to secure America's fossil fuel future, H2 drivers are pissing away our "spoils of victory" during each trip to the grocery store.
The H2 is a polluter. Based on G.M.'s optimistic claim that it gets13 mpg, an H2 will produce 3.4 metric tons of carbon emissions in a typical year, nearly double that of G.M.'s Chevrolet Malibu sedan.
The H2 is a death machine. You'd better hope that you don't collide with an H2 in your economy car. You can kiss your ass goodbye thanks to the H2's massive weight and raised bumpers. Too bad you couldn't afford an urban assault vehicle of your own. Or could you...?
The H2 is a tax loophole. Under Bush's new tax plan, business owners can deduct the entire cost of their $55,000 H2. If you are in the highest tax bracket, that's a tax savings of nearly $20,000! The government rewards you more savings for buying an H2 than you'd get for buying an electric car.
So, if you see it our way, tell a Hummer owner what you think and show 'em the bird. If you do, send us a picture--we'd love to post it on our site.
--Your friends at FUH2.com
this isn't true, I see at least two soccer moms for every guy in an H2.Originally Posted by Crabalocker
LOLOriginally Posted by audiophile
That would be the lack of sexual fulfillment.
milf hunter can only work so fast
hahaha im getting me one for sure.
"12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)"
i just submitted my "fuck off" humma pic.....
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i bet the majority of them H2's don't even go offroading , they are way too big for our terrain . such a waste of time. i liked the original hummer . the new ones are glorified chevy trucks
It's impressive they have 49 pages of those picutres!
fucking stupid @_@
i like H2 myself, donno why people would do that kinda retarded things @_@
if someone do that say.....in front of every gixxer they see......WTF would that kinda shit be?
We got it all wrong...They're saying that all H2s are number 1. LOL
Tmustang you are clear for take off