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    Cunning Linguist Array 3 of 7's Avatar
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    At the market

    Two guys are in a supermarket when their carts collide. Bob says, "I'm sorry, I was looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate," says Joe. "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?" asks Bob. Joe says, "She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm breasts and a magnificent backside. What does your wife look like?"

    Bob replies

    "Fuck her, let's look for yours!"
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

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