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    Cunning Linguist Array 3 of 7's Avatar
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    The Three Little Pigs

    The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story:

    One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three
    Little Pigs in her class. She came to the part of the story where the
    first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
    She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
    full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that
    straw to build my house?"
    The teacher paused then asked the class,
    "And what do you think that man said?"

    One little boy raised his hand
    "I think he said..."Holy shit! A talking pig!"

    edit....somehow I imagine this in a "Cartman" voice
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

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    Born to be WILD Array Tmustang's Avatar
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    Not a bad edit
    Tmustang you are clear for take off

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