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    Cunning Linguist Array 3 of 7's Avatar
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    This made me laugh, again

    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them they could only raise the staggering sum of One pound.

    Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
    butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Murphy replied "Don't worry Just follow me."

    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jameson Whiskey. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"

    Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"

    They downed their drinks. Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage
    through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."

    The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

    At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more o'this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"

    Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub."
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

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    Born to be WILD Array Tmustang's Avatar
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    I guess now they're getting to know each other on a higher level.
    Tmustang you are clear for take off

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    Entertainment Poster Guy Array rearwheelrider's Avatar
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    hahaha! Tasteful Rob, reaaal tasteful!

    People who never do any more than they get paid for never get paid for any more than they do.
    – Albert Hubbard

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    I do all my own stunts Array boarder's Avatar
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    Mar 2003
    only 1 bike now, '02 gsxr750
    I had completely forgotten about that gem
    anyone wanna lend me a bike ?

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    Bushido Array Valoroursness's Avatar
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    Victoria B.C.
    awww man, that's priceless!
    Only the strong survive.

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