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    Cunning Linguist Array 3 of 7's Avatar
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    Jan 2003
    The Wet Coast
    1966 CCM

    The Train Ride

    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves
    assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
    the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk
    and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
    "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
    into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's
    pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

    "Good," she replies. "Get your own fucking blanket."
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

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    Born to be WILD Array Tmustang's Avatar
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    Jan 2004
    Port Coquitlam
    2002 Honda CBR 954RR
    Set himself up.
    Tmustang you are clear for take off

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    Hahah! nice

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