A man went into a church to confess his sins. He first told the priest that he had fondled a woman's breasts. The priest forgave him and gave him 10 Hail Marys to pray as penance. He then confessed to receiving a hand job from a woman. The priest again forgave him and gave him 25 Our Fathers to pray as penance.
The man thanked the priest and went on his way. However, on his way out, the man remembered one more of his sins. He rushed back to confess it, however the priest was nowhere to be found. He could only find an altar boy, so he asked him, "Hey kid, what does the priest give for blowjobs?"
The boy replied "Snickers!"