There's an Amish woman from Salmon Arm going down the road in her horse and buggy when she notices flashing lights and a siren behind her. So she pulls over. The cop comes up and issues her a speeding ticket, and another ticket for animal cruelty because the reins were wrapped around the horse's testicles.
The woman went home and told her husband about the incident. "Well why did the officer give you two tickets?" said her husband. She replied "One was for speeding, and the other was something about the emergency brakes."