Politics explained
Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: Politics explained

  1. #1
    Cunning Linguist Array 3 of 7's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    The Wet Coast
    1966 CCM

    Politics explained

    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

    Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. "

    "Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government.

    We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people."

    "The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

    And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.

    Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.

    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

    He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.

    Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.

    Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."

    The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

    The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

    OOOOOPs, sorry, thats not funny is it?
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

  2. #2

  3. #3
    You gotta lean into it! Array InvisibleSoul's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Kawasaki Ninja Silver ZX1R Pocketbike (Matching ZX6R Stolen)
    Funny how that all works out, isn't it?

  4. #4
    Bushido Array Valoroursness's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Victoria B.C.
    ha ha ha! quite the setup there.
    Only the strong survive.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts